Me: damn Michael Jordan what kind of spread did you put on this toast? it’s delicious.
Michael Jordan: space jam, haha just kidding, it’s regular jam, just having a little fun in the kitchen with friends.
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Me: damn Michael Jordan what kind of spread did you put on this toast? it’s delicious.
Michael Jordan: space jam, haha just kidding, it’s regular jam, just having a little fun in the kitchen with friends.
“A vision had seized hold of me, like the demented fury of a hound that has sunk its teeth into the leg of a deer carcass and is shaking and tugging at the downed game so frantically that the hunter gives up trying to calm him. It was the vision of a large steamship scaling a hill under its own steam, working its way up a steep slope in the jungle, while above this natural landscape, which shatters the weak and the strong with equal ferocity, soars the voice of Caruso, silencing all the pain and all the voices of the primeval forest and drowning out all birdsong. To be more precise: bird cries, for in this setting, left unfinished and abandoned by God in wrath, the birds do not sing; they shriek in pain, and confused trees tangle with one another like battling Titans, from horizon to horizon, in a steaming creation still being formed. Fog-panting and exhausted they stand in this unreal misery - and I, like a stanza in a poem written in an unknown foreign tongue, am shaken to the core.”
Werner Herzog
If you use plenty of capital letters, bold and italics, YOU CAN’T BE WRONG and the internet is your oyster to shout whatever you want at.
How Can Colours Be Real If Our Eyes Aren’t Real
real eyes realize real lies
shower gel label: immerse your self in this new “Me Time” luxury fruity tooty. abandon all sense of identity and dissolve Your memories into this soothing chemical broth One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely
californians: every time you complain about it being somewhere in the neighborhood of 50 degrees, i add a dollar to the fight jar. eventually i will have enough dollars in the fight jar to purchase a plane ticket to california and fight each and every one of you individually